Skipper cut Ken & Barbie's brakes



Back in my day we had to power our toy cars with our own feet, or pedals if we were lucky, up hill, both ways!



“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Breaks don’t function, it’s class action”




Came here to post about Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse* (where that screenshot is from.) My daughter is on a Barbie kick, consuming the surprisingly wide and diverse (in a very limited sense) offerings on Netflix. The collected webshorts that make up Life in the Dreamhouse are legitimately funny. My radar may be off from being subjected to a lot of child-oriented media, but I LOL every time. It’s razor-sharp timing, slapstick-y, self-aware satire. Barbie Spy Squad is also surprisingly fun.

*do not confuse with Barbie: Dreamhouse Adventures, that one is a snoozefest.


Brakes? Where we are going we don’t need brakes!