Snow White's cottage for sale

My wife is going to be really excited to see me in mom’s old dress. And what better place for that dream to come to life?

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Of seven Tiny Dancers!

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I was gonna say “practicing pedophile.”

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Um… Kind of gross.

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Hey Karl, remember that time we got really high and built a house?..

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With that much land, I’m guessing you just build your mcmansion elsewhere on the plot and leave this house for the kids’ playhouse.

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There’s a 7 dwarves joke in there somewhere.

Sure, because the only kind of person who’d want to hand-craft an idyllic cottage over the course of a decade is someone who’d want it for the purposes of raping kids. Makes sense.

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