On the plus side, there weren’t any $132,000 statues to knock over…
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Softbrawl n. When a knockdown fight between more than two parents breaks out at a children’s sporting event.
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It’s almost like the brawl I saw at a Victorian Christmas parade tree lighting.
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Surprised no one fired a gun in all that.
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Cf. Hockey Mom.
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No room in the cargo shorts for a gun when the pockets are full of Funyuns and Monster Energy cans.
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Kingsport, TN (the “Model City” and home of the one of the largest Eastman chemical plants in the world… don’t swim in the water). But everyone was from North Carolina. This time.
Hey, where I live is a total shithole sometimes (it really is), but no one disses Dolly, even just by implication or inference. She’s genuinely awesome.
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Reminds me of lining up for a flight on United.
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Ugh! No disrespect was meant to Dolly at all. She really is one of America’s greatest treasures.
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All over a game.
Dolphins! Whales! Water Bears! Please take over!
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Isn’t this more of a soccer thing. Baseball is supposed to be pastoral.
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Evidence of bling negates pastoral.
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My apologies! After years of reading books sent to my son for free by Dolly (and I bawled reading the foreword she wrote for the last one) and I get real defensive about Dolly, unjustifiably so sometimes when I erroneously misinterpret what someone is saying about her.
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Begs to differ.
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I remember that one.
“I’m going home!”
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I cannot believe this sport isn’t popular outside US.
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Is it just me or does the camera make everyone look 50lbs heavier?
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Ain’t no brawl like a band brawl. You see how long you last when a tuba is coming your way.
“Woodwinds to me! Shove that piccolo up his-”
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“Soccer” isn’t the “football” that George is talking about. But nice reference all the same!
ETA: Of course… you were probably referring to the football hooligans in your original comment. I’m having a very “duh” day.
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