Some people use an alarm clock to wake up, but Joseph uses a Human Car Wash

[boingboing]

Originally published at: Some people use an alarm clock to wake up, but Joseph uses a Human Car Wash | Boing Boing

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[anon73430903]

I’d do it the old fashioned way and set an audio alarm.

Rose Royce - Car Wash

[bluehenbear]

I particularly liked the cinderblock powered device for putting on pants.

I still think Wallace and Gromit have him beat though.

Wallace and Gromit - The Wrong Trousers - Breakfast scene

[LordInsidious]

Great video to start the day with a smile. thanks!

[anon33176345]

I used to have one of these

Horribly noisy but eventually made a nice morning cuppa.

[Bunbain]

Next, after leaving the house, he immediately walks back in to start his work-from-home gig, which is setting the machine back up so he can wake up on time the next day.

[tcg550]

When our daughter was in 7th or 8th grade she had a hard time getting up and out the door to catch the bus.

One day I said if she wasn’t up in 5 minutes I was pouring water on her.

You only have to do that once. Her alarm clock worked much better after that.