Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/14/some-very-weird-stock-photos.html
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Quarantine game or my next homeschool lesson…I guess it just depends on if it’s recess or science next
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Dammit, and my next conference was cancelled. Ten internet points for the first person to work more than one of these into a presentation.
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Just try to tell me that this isn’t the queen Boris Johnson imprinting the next batch of Boris Johnson larvae onto the hive mind. The smallest one is still resisting the pheremone scrub; but that never lasts for long.
I don’t even want to know why there exists a picture of saucy John Bolton deciding which gourd makes a better case for war with Iran; but such is the world we apparently live in.
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John Bolton’s still proud of his modeling career
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May you be forever touched by His noodly appendage! Ramen!
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They didn’t have Fat Santa Squeezing His Nipples. I am disappoint.
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It was the only way to prevent the Midwich Cuckoos from reading her mind and learning about the bomb.
Or, maybe, this is Synthetic Training at Wayland-Yutani
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No, no, no. It’s clearly a picture of Ellen DeGeneres babysitting Tig Notaro’s and Wanda Sykes’ kids. Ellen made a poor choice of learning activities, because it looks like the girl accidentally stabbed herself in the finger. (Or maybe that was the point.)
ETA: “See, Timmy? That’s why you should always be careful with firearms.”
(Man, these are some truly weird stock photos.)
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Is that Godfather remake done with kids (again?).
“You broke my heart. blam You broke my heart!”
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My personal favorite that I’ve encountered organically:
There’s an entire set of 20+ with the same models and theme. I hope they had fun.
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Grannie looks like she’s fun!
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She’s harvesting wild spaghetti.
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Those were some heady days, that summer out at the pumpkin patch.
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I don’t see it so much as “No potato” as much as I see it as “No, potato!”
“Unusable? Hold my beer…”
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