Sonic Drive-In customer finds bag of cocaine in her hot dog

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The only surprising thing about this story is that a Sonic employee was able to afford cocaine.

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My local Sonic was providing prostitutes.

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Yikes, that could have turned out worse :astonished:

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Another sign that the “War on Drugs” is a tragic waste of resources.

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That’s taking the whole Happy Meal thing a little too far.

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Annnnd… she no longer needed the hot dog.

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Melting Hot Dog GIF

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Illegal drugs aside, I’m shocked anyone can fuck up making a hot dog that badly. Presumably before this the guy’s keys and phone were finding their way into customers’ food on a weekly basis.

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I am never exactly sure what is in most hot dogs, but I never suspected they are made from Drug Mules.

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Cocaine Bear passes the torch to Cocaine Dog.

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…with hot dogs.
(hopefully FTFY)

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Anyway, I only ever get mustard with mine.
:unamused:

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Maybe this was one of those Top Secret Fast Food Menu items … I will have one cocaine-furter with mustard please, medium onion rings, and a lime slushie please

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Yes, it could have been ketchup!

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That usually costs extra. Lucky

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