Originally published at: Cocaine hidden in giant slabs of luncheon meat | Boing Boing
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“Tromp” sounds like a name for a bad guy to me for some reason.
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Cocaine is probably less dangerous than the rest of the luncheon meat.
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Tromp was convicted this week of attempting to import Class A drugs and sentenced to 20 years imprisonment.
He went from driving a cooler to being stuck in one.
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“Have you tried the new $20 foot long? It’s amazing! I’ve gotten so much work done. Rawr! Who wants to steal a car with me? I feel so alive!”
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I can see why hiding drugs this way could be a clever way to create an alternate explanation for why the drug-sniffing dogs were getting so excited. “Of COURSE he’s sniffing around the meat shipment, he’s a DOG!”
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UK border guys need a new patch…
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Further sullying the reputation of luncheon meat. Terrible…
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I’m surprised that the driver even knew that there were drugs in the meat. All he had to do was pick up a load from a warehouse in the Netherlands and deliver it to a warehouse in the UK.
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Alternative headline: Brits relieved to find out lunchmeat didn’t contain any horse.
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My experience with derivates of this stuff give me an odd taste of a long an horrible dentist treatment when reading this piece.
And that’s true for both of the products.
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Homer lands a job at IKEA.
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I’ve read about that place and they 100% need it. What rules can it possibly violate, ones they made during the hard exit from all the EU rules? Free this patriot! Then make them cook and sample a dish.
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Sandwich is in Kent.
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Not too far from where I live…
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But I don’t like Spam cocaine…
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I just had to look that up to verify it’s real. This makes me so damned happy.
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