Cocaine-stuffed cheese wheels seized at border

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Cocaine-stuffed cheese wheels seized at border | Boing Boing

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[anon33932455]

Drug dealers are muensters.

17.8 pounds, for reference, is around the weight of 4 marmots.

[snigs]

I wonder what the drug dogs thought.

I suppose someone is writing a screenplay for “Cocaine Mouse”.

[Towlemonkey]

Guess my dinner party is ruined.

Maybe I can find some last minute opium and white chocolate petit fours.

[generic_name]

I’ve never been into cocaine, but my love of cheese means I may have found a cure for my coca-intolerance.

[NashRambler]

@snigs

I wonder what the drug dogs thought.

“It smells like cocaine, but also the stuff the masters try and hide pills in. . .”

[sqlrob]

[cgcat93]

I guess they forgot to pay the cheese tax to the border guards.

[lastchance]

[PPK]

Now we know how/why these guys move so fast:

Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake

[anon36271483]

And to think this wouldn’t even be a headline if it were the other way around…

[DiveGirl]

Surreal: one cheese wheel says “TESLA” on it; was there some…uhhh confusion about what a cheese “wheel” should look like?!

[generic_name]

Obligatory:

[Phil_FR]

The only reason they investigated closely enough to find it was that it was snack time.