Originally published at:			Watch this insane video of people tunbling down a dangerously steep hill to try to catch a cheese wheel | Boing Boing
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The Netflix series We are the Champions devoted an episode to Cheese Rolling Day. Very entertaining when viewed from the safety of a couch.
This event is still going strong; though it was put off for the last two years due to Covid 
Double Gloucester
Not participating. Let me know when it’s a ball of Mozzarella or a slab of Provolone.
I really enjoyed that series. I had several friends in the yo-yo episode, but all the episodes were thoroughly interesting. Especially this cheese wheel one.
I think that one of the requirements for cheese-rolling is structural integrity; as the cheese can get up to 70mph. I think that Mozzarella might disintegrate under the centrifugal force.
What is ‘tunbling’? Is it a specialist verb that only parses with the weird formulation ‘in hopes to catch’?
I did go and watch this once about 40 years ago - well before the days of ‘health and safety’ and I am surprised it still goes on. It was utterly insane then and a miracle there were not multiple broken bones as several competitors succumbed to lack of control and the forces of gravity on a very steep and VERY bumpy, lumpy and uneven slope.
I’ve been intrigued by the cheese rolling people for several years now. This is a half-hour away from another competition:
When I shared these on g+ back in the day, I asked "what the fuck is wrong with these people???" but didn’t get much of an explanation.
BTW there are a bunch of intriguing details at
e.g.
- One veteran winner broke his left arm that year ['97] , having already broken his right arm on the hill a few years earlier, earning him a double fracture for his Double Gloucester. The other two trophy cheeses were stolen.
 - After the event was officially banned in 1998, the organisers introduced some token safety measures. As a result, the body count fell to about a dozen casualties per year.
 
It means that they are rolling down the hill like a very large wooden wine cask - aka a tun
A highly and gaudily decorated tun, for sure (which was one of my first thoughts - glad I’m not the only one familiar with arcane barrel terminology)  
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Tun-bling
There is nothing wrong with them. They’re English, that’s all.
A legs-forward drop could result in serious cheese-wedgies.
I’m wondering if more festivals and events will return next year.  Seeing footage like this makes me miss the Radnor Hunt, Devon Horse Show, and Malvern Fair. ![]()
That used to be the case. These days, I’m not so sure, looking at many of my fellow countrypersons.
Oh, I know a butt load about that
Let’s not start all that again, so soon - I’ve had my firkin fill of it, lately.
I especially loved the point one of the winners made that he was – over the same (albeit highly sloped) distance – faster than Usain Bolt.
But you contradict yourself…
HAMLET: How long is that since?
FIRST CLOWN: Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that; it was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that is mad, and sent into England.
HAMLET: Ay, marry; why was he sent into England?
FIRST CLOWN: Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits there; or, if he do not, ’tis no great matter there.
HAMLET: Why?
FIRST CLOWN: ’Twill not be seen in him there; there the men are as mad as he.
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