Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/17/sonic-the-hedgehog-porn-paro.html
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Sonic the Hedgehog “porn parody” clearly ignorant of prior Sonic fandom
Type in “Sonic fc” into twitter and take a look at it for a few minutes. You’ll see that you’re wrong 
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Holy moly that is TERRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE 
And this is from someone who used to frequent 4chan often back in the day…
Ye gods, someone pass the mind-bleach…
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Rule 34 is both the best rule ever and the worst rule ever.
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And now TEH BOINGZ!
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Try as hard as you like; it is a rule that cannot be broken. 
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I am not going to go look to be sure but I feel very confident that “femme Sonic x femme Robotnik” is not new conceptual territory.
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Pfffft. You’ve clearly never seen clown porn then?
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I think that might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
shudder
But i do count this as worse…
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Clown porn is probably more Dadaist than awful, IMO.
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Really missed the boat with not pairing it with a playable phone app
Really always wonder what goes through people’s heads when they think creating things like this is somehow a good idea, and how they reflect on their lives, to agree to doing something like this.
FTR, I used to have a girlfriend who actually was into clown porn. Halloween was…awkward.
Well, I guess, whatever gets ya off. Except clowns. Fuck no to that.
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I’m guessing coronavirus was also featured in all those sites. It’s not necessarily an endorsement.
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It’ll never beat BATMAN XXX…
But is there porn about Rule 34 itself?
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yip (or ‘yiff’ as it may be) female Sonic… media I’ve seen before. Not my proudest moment.
Ruler 34?
(Presumably centimeters, so a non-U.S. release.)
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Could be worse. I hope your friends are child free for example or birthday parties could get awkward…
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