South Carolina proposes law to block porn on computers bought in the state

I know, I figured it was an important point that it’s possible to escape that literal hell.

Plus a good excuse to plug his Most Hated Family in America documentaries.

It’s funny though, the media love for the Phelps clan was a precursor to Trump.

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FTFY

EDIT: Well, jinx I guess.

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Anybody could beat Google at the Search Engine game simply by coming up with a really good pron search engine. Google sucks for Pron Searching.

Showing results for Prawn Searching
Search instead for Pron Searching

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It’s really just a tax so SC can make money off porn.

“Keep the gubmint outta my organisms!”

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Bill to amend SC law to prevent implementation of Sharia Law.
H. 3521

Introduced by Reps. Limehouse, Putnam, Clemmons, Rivers, Yow, Burns, Loftis, Chumley and Hicks

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Pretty sure your comment deserves more likes; it took an effort to hit the heart for that.

Fucking UEFI.

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That’s mighty ironic.

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Even easier than that: there is also Linux bootstick.

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I’m sure this will be just as effective as Alabama’s ban on vibrators.

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Nah, it’s entirely predictable and consistent with this particular flavor of “conservative.”

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There’s a Chrome extension that replaces pictures of Trump with pictures of cats.

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Bing is much better at it. I think there’s some sort of cosmic justice in there somewhere.

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Wait, the point of that idiom was a cast iron pot that was also black. That cartoon makes it’s kinda confusing and muddles things.

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Exactly. A highly effective filter would naturally be a highly effective search engine.

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Well, those among the architects of the Constitution that kept slaves didn’t have to masturbate, right?

Next, a South Carolina law that requires PCs to use special keyboards that require use both hands at the same time. One handed typing will cost an extra $20, payable to the State GOP slush expenditures fund.

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Is that what they kept the slaves for?!? :astonished:

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Yeah, he’s positioned just a bit to the right.

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As I read about this, I hear on the news the near certainty that Trump will detach, and nullify, female reproductive health care from Obamacare immediately. (He can do this because no law has to be passed/repealed; all contraceptive issues are handled by HHS rules not laws, that simply require the Secretary changing said rules.)

I never cease to marvel at how these so-called “small government” conservatives cannot stop obsessing over, and legislating against, sexual and bodily functions. (Except if it’s boner pills-- man’s got to have his boner pills. All medical plans had better cover boner pills. You know, for married straight white old men.)

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