💖 🌖 🌔 Strategic Butts 🌖 🌔 💖

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I can’t stand it, my lizard brain and my adolescent sense of humor just wants to crack-wise. But I don’t want to hijack the actual honest, intelligent conversations going on.

So, butt jokes. I will also allow dick jokes, vagina jokes, boob jokes, and moob jokes. Please, no NSFW or trigger worthy images.

Keep it light. Keep it…

Keep it…

Did you ever want to play questions?
Did you ever want to play questions?
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Supermoon!
Let's just make innocuous comments sound like we're yelling at each other!
Using Cast Iron in the Oven
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:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
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IDK, that thread kinda’ wore me out.

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apolitical?

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Did you notice that I did not say “pooped me out”

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Blow it out your ass, tRump.

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Uranus is a gas giant.
There are many rings around Uranus.
Humans near Uranus’ surface would be instantly destroyed by the toxic gases.
Nobody wants to explore Uranus. It’s time to stop asking.

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:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
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Slightly more tasteful:

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“Ohh! Ok, we need to get this right. We need to stay calm. We do not want to go in there half-cocked.”

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:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
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