One of the several times I drove from CA to NY, I was in the suburbs outside of Chicago along the interstate and wanted some pizza, and there was a Little Caesars.
Needless to say, eating an entire hot & ready pepperoni pizza by yourself while driving is not a good idea, though Little Caesars pizzas are so easy to eat - they bite cleanly every time, and the sauce doesn’t drip. The greasiness and saltiness is very satisfying, except that after eating the whole pizza it made me feel disgustingly greasy and salty all over (though having not showered since departing from CA didn’t help). I feel greasy just thinking about it. Also I really want some pizza.