Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/27/squirrel-encounters-invisible.html
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Marcel Marsquirrel.
Someone needs to dress that up with Star Trek TOS brig force-field effects stat.
You win today’s internet. Well played.
“I KNOW YOU HAVE NUTS IN THERE, KAREN!”
Wrap it up. I’ll take it home.
You DO have to bring it back intact tomorrow.
Enhance.
“DemocRATS blocking access to Strategic Nut Reserve. This is Presidential Harassment! RELEASE THE NUTS!”
“DemocRATS blocking access to Strategic Nut Reserve. This is Presidential Harassment! RELEASE THE NUTS!”
I mentally read that in Janine Piro’s voice. I think she may, in fact, be a squirrel!
Squirrel looks pretty gangsta. Give it a mic!
Let me in, Let me in, Let me in…there’s a CAT out here…OMG OMG…Let Me In. Is it still there?
I’ve walked in to one of these force fields. It hurts.
But not all at once!
Take this, ya little seed thief:
Is that a red squirrel? If so, it maybe just wanted to home-deliver a piece of their mind:
Or maybe it wants to tune in, turn on, and then directly administer this piece of mind:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.