Squirrels contaminated my flesh!


#1

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#2

Dumb kid! There wasn't a stick he could have used to reach? So he stuck his gun into the tree and hooked a twig with the trigger.

I'd already connected the dots about the squirrels in his vest. A real hunting vest (not an orange vest for bike riding) has a double layer of fabric in the back forming a pouch large enough to hold several rabbits, maybe rubberized to prevent leakage. .


#3

I'm guessing a second theory involves sticking squirrels up the rectum and he came up with a complex tale that involved shooting himself to cover his deviance.

Either way, squirrels are dirty and you should only use a gun as a gun.


#4

Depends on what the gun is made from/shoots.


#5

Motive and opportunity. Circumstantial evidence implicates the 'dead' squirrel.


#6

Squirrel killer gets squirrel-infected wound, goes into seizure at hospital then bites doctor (with unnaturally long front teeth) and end of days begins.


#7

Who in hell uses a gun as a stick? Not only that, but a loaded gun? And then turns the barrel around and uses the butt to prod at things?

Methinks Darwin was napping this day...


#8

I'm no comic book expert, but Squirrel Man has the worst origin story ever.


#9

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