I’m afraid that when it gets wet it will Klingon
Oh, STFU, naysayer.
With puns like that you’re asking for tribble.
I guess I’ll just wait for the real thing.
BTW - it should be possible to use a transporter as a shower, i.e. removing all the dirt from your body in transport, right?
Why stop at removing dirt from the surface of your body?
Guys, your puns are Shitner.
You’re absolutely right, the possibilities are endless. For starters, people with Anorexia mirabilis wouldn’t have to puke anymore.
Great. Step in the shower, turn the wrong dial, and next thing you know, you’ve materialized wet and naked in the office.
Scotty Next time Can you beam my clothes too?
What a way to “energize” your day. SWIDT?
Eh. My husband tolerates a bit of that sort of thing.
Clean me up, Scotty.
Beam me up, rubber ducky.
Yeoman Whatsyername, report to the transporter room!
Hey it’d give me something interesting to look at while taking a Shat.
Beam me up, Scotty!
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
Problem I have with it is that shower curtains don’t hang flat. I think I’d rather see a shower enclosure treatment which dresses it as a small transporter.
Gagaga … turns out I was also selling these products, interested?
Star Trek Transporter Room Bath Mat & Shower Curtain Set