Star Trek transporter room shower-curtain and bathmat


#1

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#2

Someday I’ll open up the shopping site - “singleandwanttostaythatway.com:grin:


#3

I’m afraid that when it gets wet it will Klingon


#4

Oh, STFU, naysayer.


#5

With puns like that you’re asking for tribble.


#6

I guess I’ll just wait for the real thing.
BTW - it should be possible to use a transporter as a shower, i.e. removing all the dirt from your body in transport, right?


#7

Why stop at removing dirt from the surface of your body?


#8

Guys, your puns are Shitner.


#9

You’re absolutely right, the possibilities are endless. For starters, people with Anorexia mirabilis wouldn’t have to puke anymore.


#10

Great. Step in the shower, turn the wrong dial, and next thing you know, you’ve materialized wet and naked in the office.


#11

Scotty Next time Can you beam my clothes too?


#12

What a way to “energize” your day. SWIDT?


#13

Eh. My husband tolerates a bit of that sort of thing.


#14

Clean me up, Scotty.


#15

Beam me up, rubber ducky.


#17

Yeoman Whatsyername, report to the transporter room!


#18

Hey it’d give me something interesting to look at while taking a Shat.


#19

Beam me up, Scotty!

I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!


#20

Problem I have with it is that shower curtains don’t hang flat. I think I’d rather see a shower enclosure treatment which dresses it as a small transporter.


#21

Gagaga … turns out I was also selling these products, interested?
Star Trek Transporter Room Bath Mat & Shower Curtain Set