Star Trek transporter room shower-curtain and bathmat

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#2

Someday I’ll open up the shopping site - “singleandwanttostaythatway.com:grin:

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#3

I’m afraid that when it gets wet it will Klingon

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#4

Oh, STFU, naysayer.

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#5

With puns like that you’re asking for tribble.

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#6

I guess I’ll just wait for the real thing.
BTW - it should be possible to use a transporter as a shower, i.e. removing all the dirt from your body in transport, right?

#7

Why stop at removing dirt from the surface of your body?

#8

Guys, your puns are Shitner.

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#9

You’re absolutely right, the possibilities are endless. For starters, people with Anorexia mirabilis wouldn’t have to puke anymore.

#10

Great. Step in the shower, turn the wrong dial, and next thing you know, you’ve materialized wet and naked in the office.

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#11

Scotty Next time Can you beam my clothes too?

#12

What a way to “energize” your day. SWIDT?

#13

Eh. My husband tolerates a bit of that sort of thing.

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#14

Clean me up, Scotty.

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#15

Beam me up, rubber ducky.

#17

Yeoman Whatsyername, report to the transporter room!

#18

Hey it’d give me something interesting to look at while taking a Shat.

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#19

Beam me up, Scotty!

I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

#20

Problem I have with it is that shower curtains don’t hang flat. I think I’d rather see a shower enclosure treatment which dresses it as a small transporter.

#21

Gagaga … turns out I was also selling these products, interested?
Star Trek Transporter Room Bath Mat & Shower Curtain Set