Star Wars Heels

Well sure, but she’s Amanda Fucking Palmer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Or perhaps the…space opera?

Yay! I made a pun and it wasn’t lewd. I knew I had it in me [pats self on back].

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:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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  • My name is Japhroaig, and I endorse this dress.
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A more elegant dress for a more civilized age :slight_smile:

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Whaaaat? No Croc Martens?

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  1. @manybellsdown on design
  2. @japhroaig on product placement tie-in deals
  3. @GulliverFoyle on marketing spots
  4. @piratejenny as spokes-model
  5. @Melizmatic as art department
  6. […] as legal against Disney and Lucas Arts
  7. Profit!!!
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I love Irregular Choice sooooo much!
I was so sad to go into their store in Camden and it was all Star Wars or wedding shoes… alas… at least we have the Internet!

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It’s more styrofoam than leather now… twisted and evil.

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And damn her if she giggles. Damn her double if she laughs.
Goth girls like it when you double-damn it twice fast.

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That angle makes my toes hurt looking at it.

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That’s true of pretty much all heels.

But the rope design is well done.

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Fair point. Going back up thread there are others with a similar angle. Maybe not as pencil thin a heel though. Those just look painful.

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Of course.

Any amount of slope is bad for the feet, spine and one’s overall posture, but the more extreme the angle, the worse the long term effects are.

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Something like this, perhaps?

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It took me a moment to even recognize that as a shoe.

It looks more like some sort of protective sports gear for shoulders.

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