/actually thinks that women who wear flats have nicer legs
Sooooooooooo someone glued a bunch of cocktail swords to a shoe and spray painted them metal colors. Thats something someone apparently did.
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced her feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
“I like them.”
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
so… gluing a bunch of cocktail swords (all the same) to a pair of redonkulous shoes is now art?
well ok then!
and those shoes… good god man, not every woman is a ballerina or a (redacted)
also, fail on the kerning for THEIRON (yeah, their on yer feet and hurt like hell!)
Jeeves, hand me my crossbow
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