Star Wars VII - The Force Awakens

Whaddaya think?

Force briefly squints at clock, hits “snooze” button and buries itself under covers again.


I gotta admit, none of the subtitles have been particularly good (except Revenge of the Jedi which didn’t last, and The Empire Strikes Back which was just okay), but this one fits into the same lame-o 1930s serial mode we’re used to, and is certainly better than A New Hope.

Still, doesn’t seem to make a hell of a lot of sense, unless this episode is all about the first graduating class of Luke’s Jedi Academy. Did the Force take a 30-year nap after the deaths of Palpatine and Vader?

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How about: “The Force Awookens”?

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The younglings! I hope they survive.

“Star Wars VII, Electric Boogaloo”

Star Wars Episode VII: Forced Awake

They won’t survive if they don’t get out of bed.

Star Wars VII: Depression Quest!


Too soon! :wink:

Sorry! It so happens that I just installed it and tried it for the first time yesterday. I can relate because of various personal “issues”. I know it’s sensitive but it was timely the whole “get out of bed” thing seemed resonant.

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S’all good. I was riffing on GG, so my tongue was firmly lodged in my cheek.

And I hope the issues become lesser matey.

“Star Wars: Kessel Drift”

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