#Gossip
So, then the lizard says to the puggo:
Can you BELIEVE this come-on? I mean, for a serial-killing-cold-blooded-mecha-hearted-lizard-who-leaves-the-most-vulnerable-and-wonderful-life-forms(potatoes) -on-Mars–for-550-sols-with-THATGUY, you gotta admit this is a very tender-hearted flirt.
It was so saccharine, I eye-rolled harder than I EVER have. For once, I am not lying.
