Statue kicks man for taking money


#1

[Read the post]


#2

That has to be the slowest grab and dash I have ever seen.


#3

fast moving persons are suspicious - and how could he know that the statue can move? ; )


#4

FUNFACT: All the statues in NYC can do this. Just try stealin’ Lady Liberty’s tips and see what happens.


#5

What a brazen thief. Man I hate thieves.


#6

She’ll single shot drop kick your sad ass all the way to Staten Island… which actually, explains much


#7

French girls *sigh*


#8

Pretty funny, but would have even been better if he had managed to kick the guy in the face… ROBOT-STYLE!


#9

Really awkwardly?

They’ve been practicing, though.


#10

Kung Fu skills noted!


#11

There’s a woman sitting on a milk carton a few feet away who also seems to be keeping an eye on things. I wonder what her role is?


#12

I think she’s a friend/significant other? I imagine you need to have some backup because it’s always hard to deal with multiple people.

By multiple people, I mean it seems Cash-Grabbing Man appears to be urged on by Milkshake Man until Milkshake Man realizes Statue Man is going to fight back, and decides to “remove himself from the scene, man.”


#13

He was merely retrieving his own tip after the robot moved. Then he was going to return other people’s tips to them. It’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOO obvious.


#14

Popobawa’s humorous flaky eyesight free-association fail, number infinity-1 (the focus group (hehe) must draft a catchier name for this) I actually thought it said:

Statue kicks man for talking monkey

I hope glasses will help, but it is still frequently amusing.


#15

Obligatorily, one of the great scenes in movie history…


#16

And if you blink, you’ll miss it…


#17

I see a federal offense being committed…and it involves a plastic USPS mail bin and some silver spray paint.


#18

Damn, the Karate Bot’s setting up his Crane Kick! Stand back!


#19

Sweep the leg.


#20

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Uploading…