Stench of death in village turns out to be hundreds of pounds of rotting moose bits


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The sick bastards finally did it.


So… Guy shoots a moose, and has it processed by a butcher. Got it.

But the butcher is not on the hook for disposing of the remains? This is where I am confused.

Even so. Damn fool. Drives me nuts when I see garbage dumped on the side of the road. If find it difficult to imagine a situation or a person who is so cheap and lazy that they can’t be fuckall bothered to buy a garbage sticker, or find a dumpster to dump their garbage in, so they just dump it on the side of the road for someone else to deal with (or not).

Fucking assholes.


Most likely, being a moose and all, only the parts which the hunter wanted to keep went to the butcher for further processing.


could have at least used the guts and offal for baiting traps


Dropped on the side of the road - Wossamotta U?

I’ll just let myself out now.


“Aw man, now I have to figure out what to do with all these coyote and vulture guts! I really didn’t think this through at all…”


and on down the chain, til you get to bacteria and protozoa entrails


Moose, it’s whats for dinner.


Maybe the dump was closed on Thanksgiving?


They have moose in New York? What ever happened to global warming?


Aye, an’ that there’s just the beginning, the rats are the size of elephants!


Hmm - generally when cleaning a deer, you do leave the guts for coyotes and other scavengers. Though there is a lot less than when cleaning a moose. And it is usually the middle of a field or forest, not near a road.


I don’t know. In rural Oregon, kids have been known to leave the unwanted bits of their deer carcass in the high school parking lot.


Perhaps it was the Berkowitzes?


A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”


Did anyone check his socks?


I made sure my kid saw the moose bits when we watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


. Argyle is literally in the middle of nowhere. Lots of :evergreen_tree: and fields and not much else.


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