Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/20/toxis-mooseculinity.html
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Some people’s idealized model for the Democratic primary.
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It’s the future fossil isn’t it?
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Loosen the moosen!
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A Møøse once bit my sister…
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Best credit roll ever made in the entire history of cinema.
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Two moose enter, no moose leave!
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It’s kinda sad, really though.
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Deer me. That’s cold.
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A strange game. The only winning moose is not to play.
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They did the mash
They did the mooster mash
The mooster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the mooster mash
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Take solace in the knowledge that somewhere out there a lady moose is having a nice romantic evening with a gentle fellow who doesn’t have the biggest antlers but happens to be a great listener.
Or maybe just out partying with her girlfriends, singing karaoke and drinking maple-shoot daiquiris.
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Or the winner of a nuclear exchange after the skies darken. Or market dominance once peak climate instability has done its worst.
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It’s rather like the end of “Greed.”
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Or maybe just hoofing himself in the back for planting that “Dueling Field” sign next to the thin ice.
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“Toxic mooseculinity.”
Good name for a band.
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But Teddy Roosevelt was the Bull Moose party candidate.
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Did you forget, or deliberately reject, the Machiavellian puppetmooster possibility? A moose of sufficient malign cunning to induce two of his rivals to remove themselves…
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I prefer Toxic Mescalinity.
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Mutual Assured Destruction…
Mister President, we must not allow… a bull moose gap!
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