Toxic Mooseculinity

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/20/toxis-mooseculinity.html

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#2

Some people’s idealized model for the Democratic primary.

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#3

It’s the future fossil isn’t it?

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#4

Loosen the moosen!

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#5

A Møøse once bit my sister…

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#6

Best credit roll ever made in the entire history of cinema.

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#7

Two moose enter, no moose leave!

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#8

It’s kinda sad, really though.

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#9

Deer me. That’s cold.

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#10

A strange game. The only winning moose is not to play.

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#11

They did the mash
They did the mooster mash
The mooster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the mooster mash

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#12

Take solace in the knowledge that somewhere out there a lady moose is having a nice romantic evening with a gentle fellow who doesn’t have the biggest antlers but happens to be a great listener.

Or maybe just out partying with her girlfriends, singing karaoke and drinking maple-shoot daiquiris.

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#13

Or the winner of a nuclear exchange after the skies darken. Or market dominance once peak climate instability has done its worst.

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#14

It’s rather like the end of “Greed.”

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#15

Or maybe just hoofing himself in the back for planting that “Dueling Field” sign next to the thin ice.

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#16

“Toxic mooseculinity.”

Good name for a band.

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#17

But Teddy Roosevelt was the Bull Moose party candidate.

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#18

Did you forget, or deliberately reject, the Machiavellian puppetmooster possibility? A moose of sufficient malign cunning to induce two of his rivals to remove themselves…

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#19

I prefer Toxic Mescalinity.

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#20

Mutual Assured Destruction…

Mister President, we must not allow… a bull moose gap!

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