Moose unwittingly plays ding dong ditch with his butt


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/08/moose-unwittingly-plays-ding-d.html


#2

We were thinking kids coming through playing ding dong ditch…

Kids do this in December in Alaska? If true, this is heroic, the very Iditarod of asinine pranks!


#3

How do we know the moose did it accidentally?


#4

“Do you have time to talk about our prophet, Mooses, and the message he received after eating the burning bush?”


#5

“Moose caboose” is the best phrase I’ve heard today.


#6

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#7

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#9

It’s that moment at 0:03 where he looks straight at the camera… moose be thinking “alrighty, I don’t got no photocopier so guess their doorbell camera will have to do, eh!”

ETA: oh my, I got me a cake! No lie!


#10

The moose probably rang the doorbell because he had an upset stomach and was trying to see if the occupants had any Elkaseltzer.


#11

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#12

Moose butt!
MOOSE BUTT!


#13

“I fart in the general direction of your home!”


#14

He just wanted to be famous like his cousin from Northern Exposure.

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#15

I think he meant the moose accidentally played a game of ‘knock knock Ginger’… not sure what that whole ding ding Dutch thing even means;)


#16

This is the dumbest plot on Riverdale yet.


#17

It was called knock and nash where I grew up. It was usually followed by a game of hikey dikey, where you tried to jump over as many hedges and walls as you could while being chased by angry residents or cops.


#18

Klingeltürchen.

Pro tip: you have perfect deniability when you do this while carrying a stack of the local parish’s newsletter.


#19

In place where you can see Soviet Russia from your house, butt dials you


#20

Knock down Ginger, Is what I know it as (in the UK).