True. I should have said “It’s possible it would be a good thing, but it’s just as possible that it would be a really, really bad thing.” Because frankly, you can never tell with this guy. As for him dropping dead, that’s unlikely. I think he made a deal with the devil that went something like this;
S: I want your soul
T: Okay, as long as I get to be rich and famous
S: You don’t want to be handsome? Or smart?
T: No need, as long as I’m rich and famous
S: Right you are. Here’s the contract.
T: Oh yeah, one more thing, I want to be president of the United States.
S: Well for that, I’m going to need something extra
T: firstborn?
S: I’m going to need the first four
T: Okay
S: And I’m going to need you to wear your tie in a ridiculously long fashion that points to your genitals so everyone knows you’re mine. It’ll be like a giant arrow that says "Satan Owns My Junk"
T: Sounds good - now where is that contract? I don’t need to read it, just tell me where to sign.
