Stick the Ever Given wherever you want

[beschizza]

Originally published at: Stick the Ever Given wherever you want | Boing Boing

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[anon59592690]

I’m not falling for that again.

[cepheus42]

I made it Noah’s arc.

[GulliverFoyle]

San Onfre Power Plant

[fnordius]

Just to give an idea of how big this puppy is, I parked it in the Seine.

[Daveybot]

If you can be bothered to play around in Sketchup and Google Earth a bit, you can also put the whole thing into 3D. I soon had an approximate attempt at what it would be like to park it in a few places in my home town of Edinburgh…

[anon87143080]

Ever Given fits nicely in the slot between Chicago’s Columbus Drive and Lake Shore Drive

But it looks better in the Marquette Park lagoon. The bridge at the bow is the one that the Blues Brothers drove over and scattered the Nazi rally.

[Amstrad]

How it managed the rapids downstream, we’ll never know.

@GulliverFoyle

San Onfre Power Plant

Austin Powers rocket jokes

[anon87143080]

The Pope wakes up to an early easter surprise

[knoxblox]

Stick the Ever Given Wherever You Want

Pounded in the Butt by the Ever Given – Chuck Tingle

[anon81034786]

@beschizza

you can get the Ever Given stuck wherever you want it

[sarc]

I thought maybe put it in near north korea…
present illegal imports of bullet proof cars and some oil…
coming in maybe the mv.‘new konk’

blancolirio… is presently showing som3e tech…

[Spocko]

It’s not’s going to make the turn to make it under the Golden Gate bridge!

[Spocko]

I used the tool to make a point about frame of reference in this tweet, what you can see and what you can’t.

Fox News lies. You can’t convince people who only watch Fox they lie. They have no point of reference.

But when lies cost companies money, they are forced to change.

Dominion’s $1.6 Billion lawsuit can make lying unprofitable for NWS @cliffschecter 12:34

https://www.patreon.com/posts/ep-369-georgias-49320374

[politeruin]

To the surprise of nobody modders have also added it to flight simulator.

Here's the stuck Suez cargo ship in Microsoft Flight Simulator

[anon94804983]

Ever Given blocks the Detroit River between Belle Isle and Lake St Clair

[Edited to add:] That’s Windsor, Ontario, Canada to the south.

[Brainspore]

Given that it’s Passover, how many of these would one have to put end-to-end to cross the Red Sea?

[knoxblox]

Well, they could all fit on one, and use it to cross…oh, right. It’ll just get stuck again.