NorCal neighbors complain as total jerk cements large swastika in his front yard

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/07/norcal-neighbors-complain-as-t.html

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comedy option: there’s probably some ca law that says the swastika needs to be wheelchair accessible. uh oh, looks like you need to tear it down or add a ramp that really messes with the “feng shui”

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I’m a Baptist. And if I were this guy’s neighbor, I’d feel honor-bound to set up a stereo facing his house and blast “Hava Nagila” as loud as possible.

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Well, that sure is an odd way of putting a permanent “Kick Me!” sign on your own back.

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Halloween is going to be fun in the hood this year.

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That was an interesting way for him to advertise his property as a no-pickup dog walking zone.

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He might be Tibetan, he says, so tibetan throat singing might be more soothing for him.

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Seems he has the Imperial Eagle of Tibet on his helmet:
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Time for the historical society to re-enact D-Day in his yard.

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As the Tibetans may say, “Lama, what an asshole”.

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Swastika Man: I need protection, I’ve been getting death threats from my neighbors. Look, here’s one that says “DIE STEVE JOHNSON, DIE.”

Police Officer: I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I see is a note that reads “THE STEVE JOHNSON, THE” in German.

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He says he plans to park cars on it when it’s done. Time to check the local bylaws. I think that in most places, you can’t just turn your lawn into driveway.

A subtle Nazi would turn the front yard into a Zen garden, and occasionally rake swastika waves in it, but how many subtle Nazis are there?

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Police Officer : No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

Dude - if you’re gonna put a giant swastika up, at least own it. No one likes a namby pamby Nazi.

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He know exactly what it is but is claiming ignorance to avoid public disapproval and accountability. Then he can yuk it up with his friends.

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He’s just asking swastika’s.

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His denials would be a lot* more plausible if he weren’t wearing a Nazi-infantry inspired motorcycle helmet.

(*) Okay, well, not actually that much.

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I find the peace symbol leaning against the house equally confusing.

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should make air corps bombing raids a breeze.

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