Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/07/norcal-neighbors-complain-as-t.html
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comedy option: there’s probably some ca law that says the swastika needs to be wheelchair accessible. uh oh, looks like you need to tear it down or add a ramp that really messes with the “feng shui”
I’m a Baptist. And if I were this guy’s neighbor, I’d feel honor-bound to set up a stereo facing his house and blast “Hava Nagila” as loud as possible.
Well, that sure is an odd way of putting a permanent “Kick Me!” sign on your own back.
Halloween is going to be fun in the hood this year.
That was an interesting way for him to advertise his property as a no-pickup dog walking zone.
He might be Tibetan, he says, so tibetan throat singing might be more soothing for him.
Seems he has the Imperial Eagle of Tibet on his helmet:
Time for the historical society to re-enact D-Day in his yard.
As the Tibetans may say, “Lama, what an asshole”.
Swastika Man: I need protection, I’ve been getting death threats from my neighbors. Look, here’s one that says “DIE STEVE JOHNSON, DIE.”
Police Officer: I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I see is a note that reads “THE STEVE JOHNSON, THE” in German.
He says he plans to park cars on it when it’s done. Time to check the local bylaws. I think that in most places, you can’t just turn your lawn into driveway.
A subtle Nazi would turn the front yard into a Zen garden, and occasionally rake swastika waves in it, but how many subtle Nazis are there?
Police Officer : No one who speaks German can be an evil man.
Dude - if you’re gonna put a giant swastika up, at least own it. No one likes a namby pamby Nazi.
He know exactly what it is but is claiming ignorance to avoid public disapproval and accountability. Then he can yuk it up with his friends.
He’s just asking swastika’s.
His denials would be a lot* more plausible if he weren’t wearing a Nazi-infantry inspired motorcycle helmet.
(*) Okay, well, not actually that much.
I find the peace symbol leaning against the house equally confusing.
should make air corps bombing raids a breeze.