Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/13/petition-the-moron-with-a-swas.html
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Because he “liked the design”?
Seriously, that’s his reason for having a Hakenkreuz in his front yard?
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Paint the street in front of his house with rainbows and unicorns.
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Paint the street in front of his house in scenes of nazis getting eviscerated, burned, gassed, and ground up under tank treads.
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As much as I am for him seeing that, not a fan of young kids walking down the street seeing it.
Rainbos and unicorns work well. 
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Is this man a child? “Everyone is on my butt” because I am displaying a symbol of genocide and the vilest hate.
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No-one outside Asia would, probably.
I’ll suggest to call in some veterans. Even if the Air Force doesn’t drop shit on stuff bearing that symbol any more, maybe someone who actually did would like to take a dump on it.
Shitshow
Please do ensure they are accompanied by medical staff and some friendly helpful people.
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Abhorrent (yet unremarkable) as this guy is, a petition just seems like a whole lot of troll-feeding positive reinforcement.
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Everybody’s on my butt about this.”
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Well the guy obviously has SOME skills. That cement/mason work is pretty nice looking, actually. Straight and symetrical, this isn’t some meth-head-needing-money-so-yeah-I-can-do-stone-work job. Just fucking change it, dude. Christ, it would be one thing if you were hardcore “Fuck you guys, I can be a Nazi if I wanna. This is Amerika!” But instead hes like, “Well I just liked the look of it. I put some blankets on it. I dunno what I am going to do.” The most Wishy Washy Nazi of all time! They never would have stormed Russia with that sort of attitude! You’re a disgrace!
Jesus Christ, put on the big boy pants, and either commit to being a Nazi fuck or get out there and sledge hammer the shit out of it (I bet the neighbors will help!) and put something else in that will fit that is slightly less evil. Like maybe the Microsoft logo.
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As a brit I say forget the eggs and go for the milkshake… Lot’s and lot’s of milkshake, preferably days old. It works on our own right wing A-holes.
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You know what we say to nazi with skills?
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3 AM when the jack-hole is asleep and two buckets of this stuff. Problem solved. I normally don’t promote vandalism, but national socialists are an exception. Especially Illinois ones.
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Don’t petition him. All it will do is make him feel smug because he’s #stigginit to #libturds.
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A petition that doesn’t work isn’t applying very much heat.
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Hmm. He suspects it’s the neighbors doing the egging, but notes that the vast majority of people signing the petition are not neighbors. Some might see this as incongruous, but I see a business opportunity. EggingByProxy.com - a crowdfunding site where people can fund eggings of things they find distasteful but that are outside the usual range of eggs they might be able to deliver themselves. I hereby open source this idea to the Internet. I’m sure no bad will come of it.
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