“7 minutes in heaven solitaire”
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I got all kinds of toys in my cube. You need to decorate better if that’s what you want.
Some days I it’s hard not to rock back and forth holding my POP! dewback.
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Every fucking day.
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I’m sorry, I don’t think the cry closet is going to work. How about quiet lounges instead… or stress management classes… meditation?
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I keep legos in mine
And @lasermike026 they have silent study areas that are pretty effective. But finals need that extra level of coping.
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Oh, the precious little snowflakes are under stress? Why don’t they just use their guns like everybody else?
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I was immediately thinking of Temple Grandin’s hugging machine!
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The warm hug that alcohol provides gets me through the hard days
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College has changed. I would go back to the dorms and pull the covers over my head. Or I would talk to a friend. I just don’t get it. I see too many problems here.
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Unfortunately, the U of Utah is still technically a dry campus. So I have to hide my flask in my bag.
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They can’t confiscate what’s already in your system 
*jk
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The U is built into a mountainside. So it’s a solid hike to the dorms, they’re on the uphill side of campus
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Them: “Challenge accepted!”
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I never had the opportunity to enjoy the real college experience. I went into the Air Force a month after graduating HS. However, while I was in basic training in Lackland two airmen were caught having sex in a dumpster. That’s almost the same thing, right?
Maybe not.
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