Super Seducer is a Playstation/Steam game where players grab women's "boobs" and "asses"


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/02/super-seducer-is-a-playstation.html


#2

Take your pick

or

I am doing both in my head right now


#3

You too can be president of the USA!


#4

Someone needs to make a game where creepy dudes are encouraged to reflect on their life choices, and potentially opt for a life of celibacy.


#5

But does it have a frat guild mode?


#6

Pretty decent review here:

It affirms how trash the game is.


#7

The bored models on the bed next to him really sell it.


#8

Come a little bit closer…

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#9

Using the term “seducer” to describe someone who engages in sexual assault is like using the term “financial genius” to describe a mugger.

At least the Grand Theft Auto series is honest enough to admit it’s all about the felonies.


#10

Not to mention, in the scenarios described it’s more like going to court.

You are pleading your case.

Don’t piss off the judge.


#11

So, a live-action Leisure Suit Larry, then?


#12

With none of the satire or dated attempts at humor of the original. Just skeezy MRA grossness.


#13

This is my personal romance advice game (super NSFW).


#14

God I was thinking the same thing, just not as funny. This is like Goat Simulator, but with Harvey Weinstein as the goat.


#15

It’s simulated sexual abuse, and not simply simulated brutal murder of strangers because an authority figure tells you they are bad guys!


#16

But they are bad guys Medievalist. Says so right on my HUD, right under ‘napalm the.’


#17

main event your going for the chase… countdown… and someone butts in okay your done here… end of storyville


#18

Of course they were guilty - they’re dead, aren’t they?

(actual thing said by Pedro’s spouse while playing Traveler, often quoted.)


#19

I can’t get past what it must be like to be one of the actresses hired for this project. It must be soul-destroying.

And still a better game on the advice-front, too.


#20

It don’t look like things have changed in that line of games since 1984.