Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/02/super-seducer-is-a-playstation.html
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I am doing both in my head right now
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You too can be president of the USA!
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Someone needs to make a game where creepy dudes are encouraged to reflect on their life choices, and potentially opt for a life of celibacy.
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But does it have a frat guild mode?
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Pretty decent review here:
It affirms how trash the game is.
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The bored models on the bed next to him really sell it.
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Come a little bit closer…
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Using the term “seducer” to describe someone who engages in sexual assault is like using the term “financial genius” to describe a mugger.
At least the Grand Theft Auto series is honest enough to admit it’s all about the felonies.
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Not to mention, in the scenarios described it’s more like going to court.
You are pleading your case.
Don’t piss off the judge.
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So, a live-action Leisure Suit Larry, then?
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With none of the satire or dated attempts at humor of the original. Just skeezy MRA grossness.
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This is my personal romance advice game (super NSFW).
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God I was thinking the same thing, just not as funny. This is like Goat Simulator, but with Harvey Weinstein as the goat.
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It’s simulated sexual abuse, and not simply simulated brutal murder of strangers because an authority figure tells you they are bad guys!
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But they are bad guys Medievalist. Says so right on my HUD, right under ‘napalm the.’
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main event your going for the chase… countdown… and someone butts in okay your done here… end of storyville
Of course they were guilty - they’re dead, aren’t they?
(actual thing said by Pedro’s spouse while playing Traveler, often quoted.)
I can’t get past what it must be like to be one of the actresses hired for this project. It must be soul-destroying.
And still a better game on the advice-front, too.
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It don’t look like things have changed in that line of games since 1984.
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