Supercut of British drivers swearing at other drivers

I do like how there is a parental warning on the video itself, but a helpful summary is provided below. :blush:

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I only saw the first couple of minutes, but in most cases the swearing seemed fully justified.

I’m glad I no longer own a car.

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I can confirm this about the small neighborhood intersection roundabouts. Just to be clear these are not the large roundabouts as some of drawn above. What I have noticed is that sometimes if you try and turn left by going around the island counter clockwise your path can be blocked or restricted by parked cars or curbs that jut out. Whereas going clockwise is closer to how you would have turned left there before the addition of the island.

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I knew a gay couple many years ago whose first names were “Roger” and “John”. There was no end to the innuendos.

(“In-u-end-os”? Did I really say that? Lol!)

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The problem I have with this is at least half of the people would have had zero need to swear if they took their foot off the accelerator as soon as they grokked the situation. It’s called advanced driving

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I would swear if I found my food on the accelerator.

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It’s okay. It’s a “advanced driving” technique.

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They all sounded like Ricky Gervais.

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Yeah I picked that up. There was quite a bit of aggressive driving where the other cars may have thought they had more time than they did.

Also quite a lot of fucking stupid wankers though, accurately labelled.

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Was this overheard in CERN?

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The ones outside supermarkets always seem to be near an Aldi [discount UK store, originally from Germany]. Also, at least one of the swearing drivers then overtakes a bus while it is indicating and pulling out. Hypocrite.

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I was pleased to see that bellend made its way in towards the end. It can be nicely drawn out to inject the proper level of venom. Much more effective than a short, sharp twat. Ecoutez et répétez!

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The Magic Roundabout is a doddle and does work quite well.

Swindon is still a Shithole.

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I watched it on 2x speed.

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You’ll also notice that same blue hatchback never uses its blinkers, and half the time its breaklights don’t work.

Regular maintenance kids. It’s important. Also, signal when you change lanes and turn. It’s the simplest thing ever to do, and there’s literally no excuse not to. You can do it driving one-handed even. Not signaling is a complete dick move.

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This video makes me homesick.

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Honey pot for the Darwin Awards?

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I blame Google Translate for my mangled French
 as it is every Englishman’s right to do :smiley:

The male member really does supply a lot of wonderful, and yet underused, epithets; oft over looked in the race to the “twat”.

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They used to have just one roundabout on the site. They replaced it with that mind-twisting tangle. Apparently it really is safer than before, possibly because everyone slows down to navigate it.