Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/03/sure-its-banana-hand-milk.html
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So, it’s a sex toy with built in lube dispenser.
Magic indeed.
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“the actual banana is cool and squeezable but the actual lip balm feels like Vaseline step it up a little you guys.”
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Sorry, my work filters won’t let me click on anything labeled as “hand milk”.
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Or “banana milk”
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My brain filters won’t either 
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Banana hand milk
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Okay, well. If nobody else is going to say it… “Just look at this Banana Hand Milk. Just LOOK at it!”
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I think it’s Shea butter.
that’s different than sheath butter, it’s easy to confuse your banana lotions, there needs to be a handy guide.
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I know, right? You cannot mention anything banana-related here without saying the incantation.
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GENIUS post. Applause
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Hand milk… the mind reels. What a disturbing phrase!
I think I’ll use it more often.
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… I get genuinely mixed feelings about this gif. Im not sure if I’m horrified or … something else? There is undoubtedly a primal reaction however.
I’m pretty sure they did indeed mean “sheath” butter…
How else are you going to make a hand cream fruit salad?
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