Surfing crocodile

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Great, I stay on the beach to avoid swimming with sharks. Now stuff can crawl out of the water to eat me?
I guess I’ll cancel that vacation.

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Australia, man. Their wildlife does not fuck around.

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Will they capture it with a Surfin Safari?

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Ah well ah, everyone’s a phile for the crocodile,
'dile 'dile 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, the 'dile is the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, well, the 'dile is the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, well, the 'dile is the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, well, the 'dile is the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, don’t you know about the 'dile?
Well, everybody knows that the 'dile is the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah,

Ah well ah, everyone’s a phile for the crocodile,
'dile 'dile 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, don’t you know about the 'dile
Well, everybody’s talking 'bout the crocodile,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,
Ah well ah, 'dile,

Surfin’ Crocodile,
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa,
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow,

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom,
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow,
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow,
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow,
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow,
Ah well ah, don’t you know about the 'dile
Well, everybody’s talking 'bout the crocodile,
Ah well ah, 'dile, 'dile, d-'dile’s the style,

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow…

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The croc is no doubt humming The Fixx song Reach the Beach.

I like how the Aussie news webpage article contains a short video with ‘MUSIC’. Don’t see that every day in Canada. Editors would be terrified of the lawyers and the suing and the see you in court type stuff.

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We’ve got bigger things to worry about than lawyers. Crocs at the beach, for example… :wink:

Mind you, lawyer + croc = funtime at the beach.

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