Suspected drug dealer arrested after the fake name he gave police turned out to be a wanted person

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Awww, c’mon, he needs to have something to do while he’s locked up.

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officials said they found methamphetamine in the man’s pants.

The “old stuff that shit down your pants move”, I’ve seen that one before.

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Watch out, citizens of Michigan, you have another arch-criminal genius in your midst.

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Or two of them, depends who you ask.

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Been there done that. I had a drivers license when I was 16 that I got using an older kids birth certificate. I got arrested in the French quarter during Mardi gras and used the fake ID assuming they would just give me a ticket. As soon as they ran the name I was treated like public enemy number 1. I never did find out what was on his record but it must have been terrible.

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