Tabloids’ stock-in-trade is celebrity body shaming


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#2

How unexpected and shocking.


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Well, I’m too fat and I hide a deadly secret. But two out of three ain’t bad, right?


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Sarcasm Detector, Simpsons


#5

I’m so stealing that first gif; thanks…


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Powers include blatancy factor and flagrant superfluity.


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‘Superfluity’ sounds like a word that should mean something way more fun than what it actually means.


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The thing I like about Captain Obvious is that he informs you of things that are self-evident.


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Did this thread just go meta?


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Obviously!

The dude exudes obviousity.


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No surprise. People who read tabloids are trashy buffoons with short attention sp…wait! Does Mariah Carey seriously weigh 263 pounds?


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Not all at once.


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