There are some ideas that may seem to be really clever but are also just tempting fate. I have a few rules on things not to wear:
- Never wear antlers in a forest during deer season unless you enjoy dodging bullets from enthusiastic Red Necks.
- Don't wear shirts with big, round target faces on them, like some archery clubs print up as club shirts, unless you want to be shot full of arrows.
- Never dress up as a heavy punching bag for Halloween unless you want to be punched by people who think your costume is hilariously funny, and even more so if they use you as an actual punching bag.
- And don't wear a Taunton hoodie unless you want some drunken Star Wars fan to gut you and sleep in your slowly cooling corpse.
Just say no to clever, bad ideas.