Originally published at: Teapot with a NSFW spout | Boing Boing
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When it gets all steamed up, then it… shouts?
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I ain’t drinking nothing that comes out of that!
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The Piss-Pour Teapot.
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Render unto Caesar half a chubby so his teapot doesn’t wreck the burner and burn the pourer who wants to stop pouring.
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I don’t think it’s actually fully functional.
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clearly this pot is not Kosher
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Looks like it has teabag storage, as well.
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Does it whistle?
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#Uglydesign says it all.
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Teapot, or “pee-pot?”
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Dildos have come a long way since the age of steam.
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Pretty sure it’s a kettle?
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Steam Junk
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I am vaguely sad that there isn’t some material that becomes more rigid when hot to make the spout out of.
You could use a bi-metallic strip attached to an articulating spout to get the desired position I expect
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File under “Things we do not need.”
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Nitinol is pricey but worth it!
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clever — the power of the bimetallic strip … your name … NukeML … are you a Navy Nuke Power School Grad? … because that solution sounds like a nuke’s answer … I would know graduates way back in 1990 
“… but might want, some day.”
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