Originally published at: Tear Gun captures and freezes tears and shoots them back at whomever made you cry | Boing Boing
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Cryogenic weaponry…
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The list of apropos names is endless, I’d call it the “cry baby”, but that’s me. My Dear Wife settled on the “weepon”, she’s got a way with these things…
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Duct!
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It’s gunna make you run,
Needle, needle,
Needle, needle gun
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Mrs Papasan has a promising future working for Nominative Concepts; a wholly owned subsidiary of Omni Consumer Products.
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Tear Gun captures and freezes tears and shoots them back at whomever made you cry
What’s the mechanism which assures the target is the correct one here? (says the self declared occasional victim of collateral tear damage. (“Serves you right for being accessible and carelessly sympathetic!”))
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I’m not crying, you’re crying!
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I never thought someone would take “weaponized tears” this far… 
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What if the source of your tears has no tangible target?
As much as I would love to shoot the concept of good TV shows outstaying their welcome, and running for too many seasons until only the husk remains, I wouldn’t know where to aim.
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Better than the squid gun.
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something something liberal tears something guns something conservatives…
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I can’t helped but be reminded of…
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What if you deserve to cry?
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Gonna shoot so many onions with this…
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Aikido has lots of moves that uses and attackers own movement and momentum against them. Seem like a similar concept in gun form.
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Cry baby cry, make your enemies die.
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