Ted Cruz is mad that Big Bird got vaccinated

They’re not opposed to public health. [In their mind] they’re opposed to hypocritical, joy-killing, gun-controlling, know-it-all limousine liberals who are afraid to tell minorities to get a job. If these same liberals tell them they have to do something for their own good, they’re opposed on the principle that liberals are full of shit.

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COVID-19? Birds don’t seem to get it in the first place. If I was Big Bird I’d be worried about avian flu.

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And Fred Rogers, because of course.

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I think the doodlebugs could take Ted Cruz in a fight…

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I’ll pass, thanks.

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Oh, FFS. Of course they did.

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Literally dying over here!

Cats wear jeweled butt plugs?? WT…

Lol

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THEY don’t want you to know about the vaccine side-effects!

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All of them.

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Repulsive, amoral nanowits. pain15 that's awful rant argh

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Definitely got drumps fist up his neither region.

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British people will tell you that Ted Cruz is already a muppet

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In this case, not any of the above. If you corner Cruz on the vaccination issue he mumbles something to the effect that they are good, but forcing people is bad. That obviously doesn’t apply here, because Big Bird is the mascot of a private studio trying to convince people, rather than a government incarcerating or even firing someone. This is just his usual attempt to attack PBS by tying it to culture war bullshit. The fact that it will kill people in the long run is unimportant to him, much like any actual ideal.

Among friends we’ve taken to vice signaling as the term.

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Ted Cruz is vaccinated and doesn’t care one bit about what Big Bird says. He simply knows that he can rally the troglodytes that support him by whipping up faux outrage.

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Rafael. You mean Rafael “ted” Cruz is mad. :grimacing:

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Bird flu?

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