Ted Cruz tries to bash John Kerry, but his performance flops with one simple comment on stage

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Imagine the disgust Cruz must have for someone who not own has their own private jet, but gaudily adorns it with his own name.

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There was no Sad Trombone in the soundtrack, but when he pulled that face I swear I could hear one.

ETA: Ah, I see @agro beat me to it, and with video edits too! Yay!

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You’re right. I’d totally forgotten, but Leeds said he groped her on a flight in the late 1970s. It was a commercial flight.

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S’okay Ted, I’m sure one of your friends running evangelical megachurches can loan you one.

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That was unkind of someone to drag reality into a Tedtalk. Everybody knows the man is a lying idiot and to just drag the truth into his babbling just isn’t nice.

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“Waitaminute! Everyone here has a private jet except me?”
-Ted Cruz

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I thought Cruz got caught using a private jet himself? Ted Cruz Chose His Campaign Stops Based on Where He Can Land His Private Jet – INDIVISIBLE AUSTIN

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What God wants, God gets.

R. Waters

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God help us all.

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Judging from the finances no one else did either.

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… just can’t seem to get above it all~

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Raf only uses jets to fly Veruca to Cancun.

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Cancun Ted was pandering to a cohort of people who don’t care about facts. Other people know Cruz is a POS regardless.
So this post is pretty meaningless sorry.

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Doesn’t Jesus want Cruz’s key power donors to have private jets?

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