Teen artist proposes nude statue of Bill Cosby with Fat Albert in place of his genitals


#1

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#2

Sure, okay, but Dumb Donald would have been a more appropriate shape.


#3

This may be the “booze” talking, but I think it makes sense.


#4

Wow, that teen artist definitely has a future!


#5

No need to actually produce the sculpture. The computer visualization is more than enough for me. The world can appreciate the concept without having to actually look at it every day…


#6

I think it’s the booze.


#7

Sculpted in ZBrush I’d wager.


#8

Hmph! Well, I beg your pa…

Y’know, you’re right.


#9

And what’s in place of Fat Albert’s genitals?


#10

I found this claim surprising since “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” was cancelled about 15 years before this artist was born. Then I realized that a 15-year-old artist would only have been in preschool when the 2004 film adaptation came out.

Hey hey hey, my hair is getting gray.


#11

How about a naked fat albert with Bill Cosby where Fat Albert’s genitals are?


#12

[quote=“Brainspore, post:10, topic:51479”]I found this claim surprising since “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” was cancelled about 15 years before this artist was born.[/quote]I think the term is “re-runs”. Or, possibly “syndication” or “The Boomerang Channel”.


#13

No one, not even Fat Albert, has ever seen those.


#14

Ya’ think, really?


#15

Statue Inception: Fat Albert’s genitals will be the Cosby statue with Fat Albert as genitals, with a Cosby Statue with Fat Albert as genitals as genitals, with…

The kid should produce these in chocolate and sell them at Target. That would be an artistic statement.


#16

I think he’s on to something here… after reading some of the descriptions of Cosby in his robe hovering over multiple drugged victims, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill flipped his robe open and joked, “hey hey hey! it’s faaaat albert!”


#17

well, THAT is gonna fuel some nightmares in my future, that’s for sure.


#18

Shouldn’t they be made of pudding pops instead?

I’ll see myself out.


#19

What’s that supposed to be on his head, anyway? Some kind of weird, purple ski mask? An alien fungus? I always found it disturbing as a kid.


#20

I believe the official name is “the glans”.