Teen didn't want to wake up and go to school, shoots family

In the US, guns are in an evolutionary competition with human beings. And at the moment they’re winning.
But people also keep cats…cold eyed predators with no redeeming features that give people a brain infection.
Guns and cats have both evolved mechanisms to make use of human stupidity and protect their ecological niches.
My solution is that we start work on evolving birds to be able to carry and use miniaturised air-to-ground missiles. The armaments companies are completely amoral so they will be delighted to supply the missiles.

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POV: Euro socialism

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I blame the lack of nudes in Playboy. At 16 he should have had other things hidden in his closet.

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In fact at the time of the Second Amendment the US wasn’t a very rich country, and as guns were expensive before mass production only the rich had them. So the drafters of the Amendment had in mind that the militia of people like them was available to protect their interests. They never envisaged poor people having guns.
If Scalia hadn’t treated the Constitution like the Hassidim treat Torah, he’d have seen that.

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The “accidental” release of experimental subject #221C into the wild where it re-named itself “Paula Deen” is far from victimless. You were there. You brought the butter. You have only yourself* to blame.

* and Congressman Bono.

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Most countries don’t have the illusion of freedom that :star2: AMERICA!!! :star2: has, legally or otherwise.

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Actually, “Teen didn’t want to wake up and go to school, shoots family” isn’t a bad meme for the Out contingent of the British EU referendum. Look at them all; stuck in adolescence and not wanting to have to go to nasty Europe where they will have to collaborate with other people and sometimes do as they’re told. So their solution is to do something that will cause an exodus of manufacturing jobs and a financial collapse in the hope that this will magically solve their problems.

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They never envisaged black people and women voting either but here we are.

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So apparently it IS acceptable to change the Constitution to mirror modern reality instead of maintaining 18th century norms at all costs.

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Of course. That’s why we have a process for changing it and why we have done so many times.

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But but how will we defend our freedoms when the feds close in?!

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With the same document we always have.

Where was the good guy with a gun?

This hole sorry could’ve had a happy ending!

Best typo(s) ever.

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Well, of course not, you live in Australia where you nationally decided to do something to help prevent future gun tragedies.

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where you nationally decided to do something to help prevent future gun tragedies.

Daaaang, what a concept!

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A 16 year old kid born ~2000 would even know how to operate a paper magazine.

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I’m embarrassed to say only one was a typo :smiley:

County Sherrif?

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