Teen offers pot brownies for homecoming votes, does not win election


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/05/teen-offers-pot-brownies-for-h.html


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#2

“The cheerleader gave goody bags to football players, a standard practice before games”

Why?


#3

Rookie mistake.

“Hey, Todd, wasn’t there something we were supposed to do?”

“I dunno, man. Pass me another brownie”


#4

“Goody bags”


#5

9 brownies were still unaccounted

Wha? I don no wha you tahking abou…

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#6

My daughter is in high school. I was surprised to see all of the weirdly gendered things that schools ask cheerleaders to do that I wasn’t even aware of when I attended.


#7

This is still a thing? That shit needs to die in a fire.


#8

My Sophomore year of HS 1973, our class president at the time asked me if I wanted to smoke a doob after school. Of course I accepted but then got roped into painting signs for some thing. It was fine and I smoked some shitty weed. That incident came up during graduation, but to no ill effect on any of the involved parties.

Also HS students do stupid shit at times


#9

The exact opposite of energizing the electorate


#10

In other words voter suppression?


#11

Voter intoxication? Depression?


#12

She’ll go far in this life.


#13

A dozen? She thought she could buy the homecoming crown for a dozen brownies? Dude, I would have made like ten dozen, and then there’s some for me…

Oh I get it.


#14

She didn’t win? What were the other candidates giving out???


#15

It shouldn’t hurt her chances of being confirmed as a Supreme Court justice.

Oh wait. A woman, and drugs? Lock her up!


#16

All brownies are special, so she could have avoided the legal issues.

Was she trying to tip the vote, or did she never have a chance? If you’re an outsider, bribes won’t work, they’ll take what’s offered, but won’t reciprocate.

Though maybe she was “in”, since she had the grass, and that’s really a social thing.

A large postcard came in the mail today, about pot starting the 17th, right at the top, the warning that you must be a legal adult. So even in the land of legal pot, this would have been illegal.


#17

If weed is legal in the state she moved to; will they refuse to extradite her?


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