Tempe, Arizona police have caught Penis Man

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/26/tempe-arizona-police-have-cau.html

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Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, “For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans.”

This man could have a future career in PR, I think he’s very media savvy. LOLing at the idea of some grizzled detective shaking their head and being like “this city has changed penis man. If I ever need your help, I’ll use the signal” and producing a mag lite with a dick sharpied onto the lens

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Penis Man: The hero we need.

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Huh, I’m ahead of the news today.

Apparently, Pevis Man gets around: this is Tucson.

Of course, now they’re just begging for a rash of “Free Penis Man” graffiti.

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Christ, what an asshole dick.

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Or at least the one we deserve.

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And with Penis Man incapacitated, they’ll have to follow the DC Comics formula and introduce Penis Woman.

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The yonic signal I guess a laser pointer? (Small circle that’s larger as the beam goes farther)

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I’m really not interested in his origin story or the details of how he encountered that radioactive penis.

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Dude, “Penis Woman” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Dick Girl”, please.

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Well it involved an experimental Fleshlight at the Large Hadron Collider. Oh you said you WEREN’T interested :grimacing:

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You know what I want? PENIS MAN tags popping up in all cities.

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Or his former sidekick Weenie Boy rises to assume the mantle.

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Who can take a blank wall
Sprinkle a pretty hue
Cover it in graffiti
Or a Hello tag or two?

The Penis Man can
The Penis Man can
The Penis Man can 'cause he mixes paint with…anti-social behavior
And makes the world have to look

He makes the world have to look

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Clearly, the SWAT team doesn’t like having competition out there.

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We are ALL Penis Man!

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Quite possible that we see Penis Man graffiti popping up everywhere now.
Because Penis Man is a symbol.
We all can be Penis Man. Even the girls.
Because there is a little Penis Man in all of us.

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Penis Man LIVES!

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Vandalism isn’t heroic, it’s cowardly. and it’s not art.
This dude isn’t exactly Banksy.

Or maybe it is, and Banksy is off his meds?

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Iirc if you’re a guy what was going to be the clitoris grows and becomes the penis so yes, it’s true and scientific: we can all be penis man.

(Though tbh the lack of testosterone usually means other folks find more uh, productive hobbies. )

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