Continuing the discussion from R2-D2 yoga pants:
They flare out at the c/ankle if they are indeed yogurt pantses.
Starwars fabrics seem to appeal to Cory in a manner non-commensurate with their actual aesthetic appeal, I’m still re-hydrating from all the vomiting I did from his R2D2 skirt post several months back.
Cory, 'djever read William Gibson’s “Spook Nation”? Of course you did.
The protagonist has a visceral reaction to Bibendum (the Goodyear maggot dude) that almost matches mine to your terrible sartorial posts.