Akin to going hunting with Dick Cheney, this bad-idea-with-a-Tesla begs for catastrophe.
More like, “Shoot me in the chest to see if this book stops a bullet for a youtube video.” level bad idea.
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He’s not a COMPLETE idiot. He was the one driving. 
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Doesn’t need to be durable if he has extras.
Related to this post and @TheGreatParis 's video --last year a young woman murdered her boyfriend while making a YT video. He held a thick book in front of his chest, and she shot him with a Desert Eagle .50. Needless to say, the book did not save him.
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I wonder what the results might have been if she had worn a see-through blouse for this test.
Gotta find those safety loopholes, you know.
From the same album:
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Don’t worry, dear. If auto-pilot doesn’t work and I end up running you over, think of the millions I’d – I mean we’d – make suing Tesla!!!
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Also the life insurance company should have asked more questions when he added to the policy coverage: wife hit by black Tesla being driven by autopilot while I make a YouTube video from the driver’s seat.
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Ever seen an insurance agent laugh? I know I haven’t. Might be worth it.
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No. I imagine it sounding like a hyena getting smooshed by an elephant or Zuckerberg trying to sound human. 
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Jerk.
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Hey, it’s just a wife. Totally replaceable.
/s
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As soon as he said “My wife”, it brought back Borat memories as well.
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Am I the only one who initially read anti-collusion software?
Get this to the White House, stat!
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That reminds me of the time that work installed IR sensors on the urinal flush that wouldn’t detect certain colors of shirts.
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*That’s what my ex says 
*ETA use to say…
Touche. She trusted the technology and or pending negligent law suit.
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Good thing you showed up.
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Lots of times.
Mind you, usually we were properly shitfaced at the time.
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I know right, it’s irritating as fuck the length they go though to make it easier for the car and give credit for ‘almost’ breaking in time.
…infuriating really.1
