Originally published at: Texas' favorite MILF porn connoisseur picks a fight with a Muppet | Boing Boing
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GODDAMMIT ZOE! TED CRUZ IS JUST A BLOBFISH! BLOBFISHES DON’T KNOW WHAT PROPAGANDA IS!
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Ted Cruz has finally reached his ideal intellectual/moral/political level - having fights with three-year-old muppets.
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And losing.
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Cancun Cruz is still bitter that Sesame Street rejected his idea for a character called “Booger Monster”.
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Ted Cruz is essentially a Disney villain, except he probably can’t sing a decent villain show tune.
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And has absolutely no sense of style. He’s the villain in the b-movie knock off of a Disney movie made direct-to-tv. Like if someone made a b-movie version of the Little Mermaid 2.
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Cruz is definitely hateable, but you don’t enjoy hating him, the way you do with better villains. You just find him awful.
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"“You then have @elmo aggressively advocate for vaccinating children UNDER 5,” he wrote. “But you cite ZERO scientific evidence for this.”
Soooo, a 1-minute Sesame Street PSA needs to include footnotes, citations, and perhaps a mini-webinar on epidemiology, the study and its findings?
Sounds reasonable.
This just proves once again that anything entertainment-adjacent is catnip for Cruz. From this to last year’s dust-up with Big Bird to his ill-placed Princess Bride quotes and reenactments, it’s clear he yearns for the adulation of that world, and resents the fact that that world rebuffs him every time. I’ll say again: we’d have been spared all of his grandstanding had he been more successful in community theater.
Bonus burn by Cary Elwes:
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Oh, I’m sure he’d take the advice of a muppet three-year old with sources mre readily than the advice of Doctors all around the world. I need a t-shirt that just says “Shut the hell up, Ted.”
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That is the second Sesame Street muppet he started a fight with. He also had a tiff with Big Bird.
Muppets are cool and anyone who acts with them are cool by association*
Sorry Ted, but even Elmo is more beloved and respected than you. Also fuck you Ted for making me defend Elmo.
*Except Bill Cosby.
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Even Elmo? Heathen!! Elmo is beloved and respected. A pile of fetid dingo kidneys is more worthy of respect and love than Cancun Cruz.
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Sen Ted Cruz: “Have you noticed in how many movies how often rabid environmentalists are the bad guys? Whether it’s Thanos or go to ‘Watchmen.’ The view of the Left is people are a disease”
How does that even make sense? If the Left runs Hollywood (I think it’s safe to assume he feels that) and Hollywood makes the people who want to kill a good chunk of the world pop. bad guys…
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‘Yeah, there was a little pinch, but it was OK’
Followed shortly after by a massive prick.
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Dingo libelz
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Of course. All that science isn’t going to ignore itself, you know!
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“when is Cruz going to learn to stop picking fights on Twitter he can’t win?”
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Obligatory reference to “No, I said to give each doll two test tickles!” joke…
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Right, because when I think of the Republican party, the first thing that comes to mind is “evidence-based medicine”…
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