Texas man wastes $4k smashing a Taylor Swift "themed" guitar

Shame he didn’t smash one of the other prizes instead though. From the website:

They even have little pink ones for children:

And one of the other auction prizes on the site was a pedicure package that includes a handgun. These folks are weird.

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No no, I always smash things with a hammer to show everyone how lighthearted and nice I am.

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Yep, it is focused on The Shadow.

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Exactly what I took away from the original post.

This gentleman spent four grand to cement his reputation as Ellis County’s Biggest Hater and Village Idiot.
You do you, man.

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It’s always the same.

“I don’t want any entertainers telling me what to think. . . except for those people I already agree with!”

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He sounds like the kind of guy who would pay sex workers to pee on the bed previously slept in by someone who hurt his feelings.

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You call that a hammer? A toffee hammer, maybe…

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Unrelated but Taylor have a deal at the moment where you get a free Baby Taylor with every Taylor guitar. I know she has a signature Baby Taylor (and probably full-size).

If another gentleman wants to pull this stunt call me. We can swap in my guitar at the last minute.

Actually not even. The gentleman’s face can sub for the guitars and I’ll keep them.

Thanks

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“He was just making a lighthearted statement showing disapproval of people in the entertainment industry trying to influence politics.”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t most of Trumplethinskin’s fans only aware of him as a TV celebrity?

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…and “liberty cabbage” during WWI!

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Hollywood dog walkers have been known to allow their charges to empty themselves on it, too, bless them (and their charges!).

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From the files of Captain Obvious, I notice that all these criticisms are only when a woman expresses it:

Taylor Swift is an adult and she is entitled to use her platform as she sees fit.

I hope the youts come out en masse to destroy Traitor Tot.

eta: wording

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I assume they download Spotify and then set their computers on fire.

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Texas Man donated the smashed guitar back to the charity and they’re auctioning it again, this time on eBay: taylor swift signed acoustic guitar autographed (Smashed in Viral Video) | eBay

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There’d be horribly toxic emissions from doing this, but I’d still see it as a net win for the entire biosphere.

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xkcd book burning

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The hwat? What was that word?

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