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@thomdunn I’m curious, is there any special reason for illustrating your post with a photo of the Holy Bible? (I can’t say that I know enough about that book to know if there’s bad sex in it, but I have heard there’s a lot of “begetting” in it…)
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Heaving alabaster bossums. Humide.
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Hahhahahahah i have an Alfred shortcut to help me find public domain images for articles like this, so I didn’t even notice that.
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This SNL skit script totally deserves the award:
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The scene with Onan and his sister-in-law was kind of anticlimactic. At least for her.
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Looking more closely at the photo and doing a bit of internet search…it looks like the book is open to 2 Samuel, Chapter 11…
…in which David gazes upon Bathsheba bathing on a rooftop, and lusts after her…then adultery, murder, and a coverup…yikes!
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Any potential band-name gems hidden amingst that lot?
My love for you is so high only my dog can hear it.
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