Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/29/the-beastie-boys-ad-rock-des.html
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Ad-Rock can you rock the Shoe Shoppe?
Okay, I’m sorry.
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Cheers for Planned Parenthood, but these shoes still won’t make you cool. The cool kids will scoff at your feet and say, “Beastly who?”
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Zero bowling potential.
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Not for them; they’re for Beastie Boy fans, most of whom are now in their forties.
And get off my lawn.
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I wonder how much of the $97 goes to Planned Parenthood?
I’m a cheap bastard so $97 is a lot to pay for shoes I can’t try on before buying. I think I’ll just make a donation to Planned Parenthood instead.
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No Beasties were harmed in the creation of these shoes.
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Especially not wee sleekit, cowrin’, tim’rous ones.
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For me, when buying a piece of clothing, even one that supports charity, the appearance of said item is still paramount. The only way I would wear these is if I had were in a plane that crashed in the snow and all the other shoes on the plane had evaporated.
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Can you say “Right Wing Beastie Boycott”?
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Is Adam in Devo now?
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Are We not Beasties?
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My family has been giving to Planned Parenthood no matter which party is in office for decades. I won’t spoil that tradition with these shoes.
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And that’s different from the rest of my life, how? 
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I’m guessing the Deplorables don’t listen to a lot of Jewish bands, so they’re boycotting by default.
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While there may be some bands with x% of Jewish members, and while we have had some amazing songwriting members of the tribe, there are damn few jewish bands.
Minimal Compact?
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Matisyahu, although he’s an artist and not a band.
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